Among the tips for giving well there are two very clear ideas. First, you have to satisfy the tastes of the person to whom you are going to give the gift and not your own, as many do. Second, the present must be something that the person would never buy for themselves, considering it something that cannot be afforded, an irrational expense. That is why a good gift always has something frivolous and differs from the useful details of some mothers or brothers-in-law: a mobile phone case, a toothbrush or a bed heater.
Also add that the one who makes the gift, unlike the one who practices charity, should not remain anonymous, but should also have a leading role. He should be remembered and associated with that object that he carefully selected, searched for, bought and offered. What’s more, the moment gifts are opened in the presence of family or friends, the perfect gift should raise a standing ovation and have everyone in attendance swirling around it and its supplier to celebrate the ingenious idea. It should encourage those who don’t spend time buying cool stuff to do so.
Giving love and lust these holidays can be a great idea, based on the fact that sex is the basic instinct and interests almost everyone, that you can always continue learning in this field and that the pre-apocalyptic world in which we live remove the desire Rest assured that if you dare to give gifts like the ones we propose below, you will be remembered for generations and no one will ever forget Aunt Enriqueta’s face when she opened her gift and found a Satisfyer.
For her: Lelo Enigma TM Cruise. The firm promises to “immerse ourselves in the pleasures yet to be discovered. A cruise to the orgasmic trip of your life. The good thing about this toy is that it attends, at the same time, to the internal and external zone, to the epicenters of pleasure in the female genitalia: the clitoris and the G-spot. And that, being already very, very demanding, the only thing that we could ask him to also massage the nipples (here I leave the idea!).
For him: F1s V2 by Lelo. Men have entered the world of erotic toys later, in part because portable vaginas have always been much more complicated in design than phallic forms. This “male pleasure console” is designed to produce intense orgasms, to be controlled through an application and so that its users can develop their own pleasure programs.
For him and her: NOS from Fun Factory. The catalog of toys for two is extensive and, in most cases, they are complicated to use, so it is preferable to opt for things that are effective and easy to handle. This vibrating penis ring stimulates the base of the member and the clitoris at the same time, in addition to being a best seller of the brand, based in Bremen and German technology that cannot fail.
Hotels not to sleep
From time to time we seek to be someone else in other beds, because unknown places have an advantage and because some hotels exude a sumptuous or decadent atmosphere that can be very exciting.
In the section of sexy hotels, the Palma Riad, in the old part of Palma (Carrer de Sant Jaume, 5), has a bed for four, perfect for non-binary times, with a canopy and mirrors on the ceiling. It is the Master Suite that also has a fireplace and a bathroom where one can get lost.
Supporters of healthy living will enjoy Las Caldas Villa Termal, a wellness palace eight kilometers from Oviedo. Former spa that was built in 1776 with natural hot springs, this paradise has La Sala de las Columnas, a private thermal circuit, in a luxurious and intimate environment, with a flotation pool, overhead shower, Roman bath, Jacuzzi and other proposals to splash at ease, with the water as the only witness.
And for the more lazy, who like to have everything done for them, Weekendesk offers romantic getaways for all tastes to different parts of Spain.
Photograph your erotic self
Boudoir photography focuses on the most sensual side of people. This French word means boudoir and refers to the private rooms, where the women of the aristocracy, in the eighteenth century, got ready, rested or gossiped. The Marquis de Sade made known the sensual character of this space, in which men only entered by invitation, in his book Philosophy in the boudoir and, during romanticism, painters portrayed women in these rooms.
Taking a boudoir photo is not just an erotic gift for someone, but for oneself; since daring to pose scantily clad and in more or less explicit poses is quite a challenge from which one can come out with self-esteem, confidence and reinforced libido. There is also the modality of being photographed as a couple, but it can easily scratch the cheesy or become an undesirable image if the union is extinguished. A good place specializing in these portraits is MÃrame Boudoir, in Terrassa (Barcelona). Snapshots can be given to the desired person or a photo session to be done.
Readings to warm your head
The literary classics never fail, which is why The Best Erotic Tales (Mestas, 2022) is a safe bet, since it is a compilation of risque stories by masters such as Boccaccio, Guy de Maupassant, Balzac, Marquis de Sade or DH Lawrence.
Classified S (Applehead Team, 2022), signed by Richard Vogue and Ricard Reguant, is a novel about the Spanish era of uncovering, based on cinematographic experiences lived by a true protagonist of that time. Anecdotes and true stories about the moment in which censorship disappeared and the Spaniards launched themselves on a plate to recover their lost sex.
Comics are an excellent vehicle, since they not only have the narrative, but also the images to warm us up on winter nights. Unspeakable stories (The dome, 2021). With the scripts by the French Ovidie and the illustrator Jérôme D’Aviau, they are pills of lust in the midst of everyday existence: a special journey on the subway, couple swapping, minute-long adventures with strangers, one-night stands in the discotheque…
First Times (The Cupola), the revised edition released this year, is the book written by Sibylline and illustrated by great comics. This title travels through an infinite range of first times, sexually speaking. Ten comics that delve into the subject from female fantasy.
Another idea is to give away Sexo Majara (La Cúpula, 2013), by Robert Crumb. The sixties comic master shows the erotic side of him. Irreverent and politically incorrect for today’s times, but tremendously funny. You have to go back to the time of its creation, when the comic was a powerful political weapon.
Belgian erotic movie posters, with retro aesthetic
The most geeks will smile with this idea that I came across on the internet. The Belgian Movie Poster website (choose the nude category) sells Belgian erotic movie posters from the 1960s and 1970s at reasonable prices, although shipping costs aren’t that reasonable.
Sexy lingerie for them and them
A lingerie brand that does not fail is Agent provocateur, elegant, sexy and with a French touch. But since it is not always accessible to all types of pockets, a low cost option can be the Etsy portal, with very current and daring designs that are not found in conventional underwear stores. This last brand also offers sexy lingerie for men. A whole world of color and fantasy!
The Trivial in a sexual plan
As a couple or with close friends, erotic board games can combine fun, pleasure and learning. Sexpert is like a Trivial in a sexual way, with questions and answers with which to test the erotic knowledge of the opponents. Kama Poker combines the traditional card game and the Kamasutra in a single version. Here you do not earn money, but exciting moments. 69, as advertised, “is the only board game that doesn’t end at the table.” It consists of increasingly complicated sexual challenges (inventing a conversation on an erotic phone, simulating an orgasm, recreating a scene from a porn movie). And Intimate Mission. 100% Kinky High Voltage Edition is for those seeking erotic adventures out of the ordinary, and includes 240 tests and questions.
